Tea and Vitriol

The United State Department of Justice has concluded its investigation regarding Sloppy Joe's illegally possessing classified state documents. He's had numerous classified documents in his possession for decades, stretching back from his time as vice president to the time that he was a US Senator. These documents had been "secured" in his garage, where he keeps his Corvette. Sloppy Joe claims that these classified documents were "secure" because he locks the garage door, yet any number of friends and guests had access to the garage. That includes his drug addicted, whore-mongering criminal son, Hunter, who was forever in and out of the house and has never been above trading on his father's name and position from selling influence to the highest bidder. Especially to America's enemies like China. Photos of the garage reveal a pack rat's paradise, where even the cardboard boxes that contained the classified documents disintegrating, although they w