Elon Musk's Purchase of Twitter: Driving Liberal Progressives Batshit Crazy!
Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter has opened up a Pandora's Box in America. Restoring freedom of speech on a heretofore liberal progressive oriented social media platform is driving Democrats batshit crazy. When it was first rumored that Musk would buy Twitter for $44 Billion, some batty dame on MSNBC shrieked "That would be thought control!" She then added "That's our job!" Yes, in her opinion, thought control belonged exclusively to the liberal news media whose progressive bias has been manifest for years. As well as on such social media platforms as Twitter and Facebook, where the most scurrilous tales about Republicans were permitted and encouraged, while people expressing opposing points of view were suspended for violating their "Terms of Service." Of course, that was all bullshit, since it violated the first amendment to the Constitution. When the purchase took place, reaction was swift. Suspended accounts of people promoting conservative