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When Pigs Fly (On Epstein's "Pedo Plane"): The Clintons Finally Testify!

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Bilbo (Horndog) Clinton and his wife Billary  finally responded to a congressional summons to testify about their relationship with the deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. This came after months of ignoring the congressional summons and they only agreed to do so after being threatened with criminal action if they didn't by the Department of Justice. The event took place in, appropriately enough, the Chappaqua Community Theater on February 26 and 27. Chappaqua is a hamlet in ritzy Westchester County, where the Clintons reside in luxury. The Clintons have been a fixture in American politics and the news media for the last forty years, mostly for the scandals with which they were involved. Former president Bilbo was a notorious sex pig since his days as Governor of Arkansas in the 1980s, a behavior he carried into the White House after he was elected President of the United States in 1992. It was at that time he embroiled his presidency with the Monica Lewinsky scandal, where he openl...

Monica Lewinsky's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife Has Spoken: Republicans Need to be "Deprogrammed!"

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 Billary Clinton has spoken! The wife of ex-president Horndog Bill Clinton, formerly a do-nothing New York Senator, a disastrous Secretary of State, a twice-failed presidential candidate and a cesspit of corruption and conspiracy has now declared Republicans to be a "cult." On Thursday night, the central figure of the "Whitewater Scandal" stated that the leaders of the Republican Party need to be deprogrammed. In communist and authoritarian countries, such deprogramming is carried out in "Reeducation Camps." Dachau, in Nazi Germany, was originally described as just such a camp. Billary, in her hatred of being thwarted by Republicans in her struggle to achieve the presidency, perhaps was too frenzied in her hatred to consider that comparison. Anyone who has stood in her way and has exercised their right to free speech against her therefore must be deprogrammed. That means all Republicans, since the Democrats tend to follow anti-Republican statements like sh...