When Pigs Fly (On Epstein's "Pedo Plane"): The Clintons Finally Testify!

Bilbo (Horndog) Clinton and his wife Billary  finally responded to a congressional summons to testify about their relationship with the deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

This came after months of ignoring the congressional summons and they only agreed to do so after being threatened with criminal action if they didn't by the Department of Justice.

The event took place in, appropriately enough, the Chappaqua Community Theater on February 26 and 27.

Chappaqua is a hamlet in ritzy Westchester County, where the Clintons reside in luxury.

The Clintons have been a fixture in American politics and the news media for the last forty years, mostly for the scandals with which they were involved.

Former president Bilbo was a notorious sex pig since his days as Governor of Arkansas in the 1980s, a behavior he carried into the White House after he was elected President of the United States in 1992.

It was at that time he embroiled his presidency with the Monica Lewinsky scandal, where he openly lied to the American people, claiming that he "did not know that woman," that he "did not have sex with that woman" while holding up a Bible and ultimately suborned Monica's perjury in court regarding their affair.

It was for this crime that Bilbo was impeached, an action that failed only because the Republicans did not have the necessary two-thirds majority in the Senate to insure his conviction.

It was never about his adultery with Monica.

So, he was a natural to buddy up with Epstein, a friendship that began during Bilbo's presidency.

Birds of a feather.

Jeffrey Epstein visited Bilbo at the White House 17 times, while Bilbo used the "Pedo Plane" 27 times up until 2005.

Bilbo was also a guest in Epstein's various residences in Manhattan, Miami Beach and Pedo Island.

Various photos and videos from the released Epstein files display Bilbo disporting himself in Epstein's pools and hot tubs with nubile young women in various stages of undress.

Leopards don't change their spots. Neither do pigs.

As for Billary? She is the personification of pure evil.

Her place at the center of the Whitewater Real Estate Scandal cemented her notoriety in the American media forever.

When people were called to testify about her role in that scam (while she was "First Lady"), they somehow all committed suicide or had fatal accidents.

Remember, Epstein's death was ruled a homicide when he was probably murdered.

Mere coincidence?

She had a genius for getting rid of inconvenient people and then claiming the Republicans were initiating political witch hunts against her and her husband.

Never mind the fact that she IS a witch.

Maybe I am misspelling that word.

At any rate, she testified on February 26.

She claimed that she never met Epstein, that she was never at any of Epstein's residences, including Pedo Island, and that Bilbo used Epstein's Pedo Plane only to make trips for their "charities."

The Clintons are worth more than $250 million, which begs the question couldn't they afford their own plane?

And for Epstein's "Madam in Chief," Ghislaine Maxwell?

Billary described her as a "slight acquaintance."

Yet she invited the "slight acquaintance" to her only child's wedding!

Curious, huh?

The bulk of her testimony consisted of her claiming that she didn't know or didn't recall or didn't remember anything.

After it was over, she needed to make a statement to the press about what she said during her testimony, that she answered honestly to the best of her ability (doubtful), that her being summoned was political and that she wanted President Trump to be similarly summoned.

Never mind the fact that The Donald threw Epstein out of his home at Mar a Lago and suggested that the Miami police investigate Epstein in 2007!

Bilbo got his chance to testify the next day, on February 27.

He made his statement to the press before he went in to testify.

Bilbo said he didn't know of Epstein's dealings nor did her notice anything untoward in Epstein's residences when he was a frequent visitor there!

When he went in to testify, he repeated those statements and parroted his wife's statements that he didn't know, didn't recall, didn't remember.

Both Bilbo and Billary are habitual liars, so one would have to take their statements with more than a grain of salt.

One thing is certain, that since they both finally answered to Congressional summons and testified about their relationship with Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, and probably perjuring themselves in the process, nothing further will happen to them.

Perhaps a better title for this latest blog should have been "Pedos, Perverts, Pigs and Politicians."

Somehow, it seems appropriate.