Easter Bunnies Need Good Homes!
It is that time of the year again. Easter is upon us. It when Easter Bunnies mate with chickens, who then produce hard-boiled, festively colored eggs. Easter Bunnies then add those eggs to baskets also filled with chocolate and other candies, which they then give to children. Mothers then make egg-salad out of the Easter eggs, while children quickly get a sugar high and start bouncing off of the walls because they ate way too much candy. Sometimes the Easter Bunnies hide the eggs, prompting children to engage in contests to see how many eggs they can find. As I understand it, Christian religions hold Easter in high regard for its spiritual connotations, but that is not the subject of this blog, nor do merchandisers promote that aspect on their advertisements for Easter-type accessories. Yes, it is all great family fun. What isn't fun is what pertains to Easter Bunnies themselves. Some people insist on giving Easter Bunnies as gifts. Yes, they are cute and lovable, but they are not ...