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Sloppy Joe Drops Out of the Presidential Race! And a Braying Jackass Will Succeed Him?

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On Sunday, Sloppy Joe Biden, 46th President of the United States, announced that he would be dropping out of the presidential race. This comes less than 24 hours after he stated that he would NOT be dropping out, blasting Democratic Party elites who were pressuring him to withdraw from the race and shouting "Full steam ahead!" All of this comes from weeks of speculation about Sloppy Joe's physical and mental fitness to run, exacerbated by his piss poor performance in the presidential debate with Donald Trump less than one month ago. Actually, most people, especially Democratic insiders, realized that there was something wrong with Sloppy Joe as far back as the 2020 presidential election, which is why they kept him safely out of the public's eye and hidden in the cellar. His piss poor performance over the last three and a half years was evident to all but hardline Democratic movers and shakers, but they were perfectly happy to have a brain-dead zombie in the Oval Offic

The Assassination Attempt on the Once and Future President of the United States of America!

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  The assassination attempt on former president Donald Trump on Saturday at a political rally in Pennsylvania was originally logically assumed to be a product of the Democratic National Committee and the Biden regime's longstanding hatred of him. All of their tortured attempts to destroy Trump's campaign through lawfare have failed, making "The Donald" even more popular and earning public sympathy for his being a victim of the evil Democrats' perversion of the American justice system. This has been done to bolster the unpopular Biden regime, which is presumably headed by a senile horse's ass, access to whom has been guarded by his drug addicted, whore-mongering, money grubbing convicted felon of a son, Hunter Biden. In the meantime, Sloppy Joe's power mad wife has been flying all over the country campaigning in his name.  Neither of these members of the First Family want sloppy Joe to step down, either as president or a candidate in the presidential electi

The Kangaroo Court Has Spoken! Trump is Guilty of 34 Bogus Charges Leveled Against Him!

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The most bizarre political show trial in American history was concluded in New York City today. Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Vladimir Putin and the Iranian Ayatollahs would be proud. Democrats are, of course, exultant. They think that this will knock Trump out of the presidential race against the senile and incontinent horse's ass that is Joe Biden. The Democrats, using our obviously corrupt justice system, managed to convict ex-president Donald Trump of dubious crimes that both the federal Department of Justice and the Election Commission refused to consider previously. The "crimes," if there really were any, were misdemeanors and past the statute of limitations. Alvin Bragg, Manhattan's District Attorney and pet eunuch of the NYS Attorney General, Tish James, chose to revive these charges against Donald Trump, although they were outside of his jurisdiction. Bragg also chose to up the ante by charging Trump with felonies, rather than as misdemeanors. Judge

Fat Fanny Fani Willis: A Feminist Icon?

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The whole world has gone nuts!  It seems a lot of women are claiming to be feminist icons because they have achieved a great deal of publicity lately. And not the good kind, either. Take, for instance, fat fanny Fani Willis, the Fulton County District Attorney prosecuting Donald Trump under the RICO statutes. You know, the one who hired her adulterous boyfriend to assist in her prosecution, despite the fact that her himbo never had any experience weightier than judging traffic violations. She and he both lied under oath about the start of their affair and over which one of them paid for their luxurious getaways after he had been hired, for twice what she was paying the other two assistants, both White, that she had hired to help in prosecuting Trump and company. She was told to either fire her himbo or recuse herself from the case. So, she fired her himbo rather than depart into obscurity. She loves her fame that much. Mind you, he had been making, courtesy of the American taxpayer, mo

God Bless the United States Supreme Court!

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Today, to my great surprise, the United States Supreme Court revived my long weakened faith in our government. Voting 9-0, they overturned Colorado's recently passed law forbidding Donald Trump from appearing on the ballot in the Republican primary for president. Colorado, citing the insurrection clause in the 14th Amendment, claimed that Donald Trump was ineligible because of his "role" in the January 6, 2021 "insurrection." Maine and Illinois followed suit to prevent Trump's name from appearing on their primary ballots as well. The "insurrection clause" was added to the 14th Amendment to prevent Confederates who fought against the North during our Civil War from ever attaining national public office. The Civil War ended nearly 160 years ago. Which goes to show you to what tortured ends the Democrats had to go to keep Trump off of the ballots for this year's presidential election. The Democrats know that Trump will easily beat Sloppy Joe and h

Monica Lewinsky's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife Has Spoken: Republicans Need to be "Deprogrammed!"

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 Billary Clinton has spoken! The wife of ex-president Horndog Bill Clinton, formerly a do-nothing New York Senator, a disastrous Secretary of State, a twice-failed presidential candidate and a cesspit of corruption and conspiracy has now declared Republicans to be a "cult." On Thursday night, the central figure of the "Whitewater Scandal" stated that the leaders of the Republican Party need to be deprogrammed. In communist and authoritarian countries, such deprogramming is carried out in "Reeducation Camps." Dachau, in Nazi Germany, was originally described as just such a camp. Billary, in her hatred of being thwarted by Republicans in her struggle to achieve the presidency, perhaps was too frenzied in her hatred to consider that comparison. Anyone who has stood in her way and has exercised their right to free speech against her therefore must be deprogrammed. That means all Republicans, since the Democrats tend to follow anti-Republican statements like sh

Ahh, Schadenfreude! Enjoying Watching the Democrats Going Batshit Crazy Over the Impending Biden Impeachment!

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The Democrats are finally learning what goes around comes around! And that Karma is biting them hard on the ass! For seven years, the Democrats and their trusty allies in the liberal news media (notably CNN), on social media, in the Justice Department and the FBI have done their tortured damnedest to demonize Donald Trump in particular and the Republicans in general. To be sure, Donald Trump IS a bombastic, abrasive, megalomaniacal loudmouth who rubbed both the US's friends and foes the wrong way. And to be sure, Donald Trump promoted America's best interests during his tenure in office, unlike his predecessor or the senile jerk who followed him. Twice, because they controlled the House of Representatives at the time, the Democrats were able to have Trump impeached. To their dismay, he was never convicted, largely because the charges they flung against him were based on non-existent evidence and mere political posturing. Which, frankly, is why the Democrats have gone out of the

Biden's $700 Slap in the Face to Hawaii!

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Nobody but dangerously deranged Democrats and woke progressives can describe the Biden regime as anything other than the most corrupt and ineffectual in United States history. This has gone on since the minute Sloppy Joe was sworn in as president and it has only gotten worse since then. We have seen our economy collapsing around us, along with our infrastructure. We have seen our standing as THE world power decline so that we are a mockery to other nations, to friends and foes alike. Nobody really fears the US anymore. Or regards us as important. Except as a milk cow, to whom all run for money while stabbing us in the back. We have seen the regime promoting identity politics not based on merit or qualifications but on sex, sexual orientation, color and race. Woe betide anyone who dares call the Biden regime out on these truths, for they will be branded as racists, fascists or MAGA Republicans. Fortunately, more and more people are undeterred by such nonsensical insults and are finally

The "Success" of Bidenomics, or There are Tens of Millions of Suckers Born Every Minute!

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The US economy is in the toilet. And the flush handle is broken. We are assured by the sugars of the Biden regime that "Bidenomics" (a "Never Neverland" of economics) is working. Giggling almost girlishly, the Democratic National Committee, their news media stooges on CNN and the arrogant airhead spokesman for the president (Karine Jean-Pierre) all tell us that unemployment and inflation are down. Except in the areas of fuel and food...the basic requirements of modern urban life. Who are we supposed to believe? Them or our own pocketbooks? Why, them of course. If we don't, we are fascists and racists. And must be neutralized. Too many people clearly are falling for this bullshit, believing all of these blatant lies that paradise lies just around the corner, while they are relying more heavily on their credit cards just to make ends meet. At present, people are being forced to spend more than $700 a month more for the same items than they bought two-and-a-half ye

Fiddling While Rome Burns: The Case of Alvin Bragg, Asshole, and the Politization of the US Justice System.

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  By now, most people who can read know who Alvin Bragg, asshole, is. He's the Manhattan district attorney who chooses to reduce violent felonies to the status of misdemeanors and lets the feral urban humanoids arrested for these crimes go free without bail pending their trials. This has allowed the self-same feral urban humanoids to commit more crimes and then, once again, being turned loose to continue in their chosen careers. Rinse and repeat. The result has been a meteoric increase in crime in Manhattan, that part of New York City under the jurisdiction of Alvin Bragg, asshole. Then, heady with that "success," Alvin Bragg, asshole, decided he needed to make a name for himself on a national, and international, scale. He decided to go after Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States! And not for the sake of pursuing justice or making America safer, because, God knows, Alvin Bragg, asshole, isn't concerned with either justice or safety. Alvin Bragg, asshol

The Biden Crime Family: And a Senile Horse's Ass Shall Lead them.

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Let me be frank about this. Donald Trump lost his bid for re-election in 2020 more or less fair and square. Yes, there were lots of "irregularities" involved in the voting process at various locations across the nation, but both parties were involved. When the smoke cleared it was plain enough that Trump simply did not have enough electoral votes to carry his re-election.  Trump's crude vulgarity and megalomania lost him a lot of support he had in 2016, and his narcissism would not allow him to accept the fact that he had been defeated by the Democrats' "cellar dummy." This led to the tragic black comedy of January 6, 2021, when a group of people stormed the Capitol building. All of America knew in advance that there would be a potentially violent demonstration in Washington DC weeks before the event, yet Washington had been deliberately unprepared for it. Even worse, the person in charge of the Capitol's security was drag-queen wannabe Nancy Pelosi, who