According to the US Department of Justice, A Senile Horse's Ass Leads Us!

The United State Department of Justice has concluded its investigation regarding Sloppy Joe's illegally possessing classified state documents.

He's had numerous classified documents in his possession for decades, stretching back from his time as vice president to the time that he was a US Senator.

These documents had been "secured" in his garage, where he keeps his Corvette.

Sloppy Joe claims that these classified documents were "secure" because he locks the garage door, yet any number of friends and guests had access to the garage.

That includes his drug addicted, whore-mongering criminal son, Hunter, who was forever in and out of the house and has never been above trading on his father's name and position from selling influence to the highest bidder.

Especially to America's enemies like China.

Photos of the garage reveal a pack rat's paradise, where even the cardboard boxes that contained the classified documents disintegrating, although they were left in full view of anyone entering the garage.

The Department of Justice concluded that Sloppy Joe hadn't willfully done anything wrong (so why are they going after Trump for the same "offense?").

They also stated that they weren't suggesting taking Sloppy Joe to court over this because "he is an old man with a faulty memory" and "that he would be a sympathetic defendant in a court of law."

Nor did he remember when he was vice president, nor when his oldest son died.

In short, Sloppy Joe is a senile horse's ass whom a court would acquit because he is non compos mentos.

Tell us and all of our allies and enemies the world over something that we don't know.

At first Sloppy Joe was delighted with the DOJ's ruling.

Then someone must have told him why they weren't pursuing a legal case against him.

Hearing that they considered him to be a senile horse's ass basted his giblets enough for him to complain about how he was described, claiming that his mental facilities were as sharp as ever, forgetting that the DOJ's declaring him to be an old man with a poor memory is what is preventing them from throwing the book at him!

Yet, just this week, Sloppy Joe twice claimed that he had spoken to two dead people as recently as 2021!

To Francois Mitterand, who has been dead for nearly thirty years and Helmut Kohl, wo has been dead for seven years!

Perhaps Sloppy Joe wanted to promote the belief in Spiritualism!

But then, who knows what goes on in the mind of a moron.

The only people who keep describing Sloppy Joe as healthy both mentally and physically are his wife, Nancy Pelosi, Karine Jean Pierre and Democrats similarly afflicted with mental disease.

Not too many other people find him competent.

And, apparently, neither does his own Depart of Justice.

Yet this is the man the Democrats are running for re-election to the presidency of the United States!

Scary, ain't it?