On With the Wind: A Braying Jackass Has Written a Book?

 Kamelhead Harris has written a book?

Supposedly.

She is claiming authorship of "107 Days," recalling her extremely brief campaign for the presidency of the United States AFTER senile horse's ass Sloppy Joe Biden was pressured into abandoning his re-election campaign.

That occurred only because of his incredibly piss poor showing during his internationally televised debate with The Donald.

If any thinking individuals had any doubts about Sloppy Joe's competence before, that one debate effectively ended them.

So, without a primary, a need to save face and to prove that they had faith in their DEI hire for the 2020 presidential race, the Democratic National Committee shoved Kamelhead into the presidential candidate slot.

Kamelhead's campaign until the election lasted 107 days, hence the title of "her" book.

Which most people doubt that she had written herself.

She is now touring America to promote "her" book and making the liberal talk-show circuit, exhibiting her penchant for serving up word salad for which she has become infamous.

Kamelhead has also made statements that reveal she is still a braying jackass.

She claimed that she compared The Donald to a "communist dictator" and a "tyrant."

Previously she called him a NAZI and a Fascist, so she clearly doesn't understand the definitions of the words she is using.

That's no surprise.

Then she claimed that she lost the election because she didn't get the chance to let the American people know her!

That is total bullshit.

She was vice-president for four years. She was also the most unpopular vice-president in US history, as well as one of the stupidest.

The American people DID indeed know her, and that is why she lost.

Kamelhead also claimed that senile Sloppy Joe Biden was suited to function as president, while she also stated that he was unsuited to campaign for re-election, and went on to provide an elaborate, ridiculous reason for her statement!

On the talk-show circuit to promote her book, she further went on to say that she wanted Indiana's Pothole Pete Buttigieg as her running-mate but ultimately chose NOT to because he was gay and she didn't want to jeopardize her chances of winning the election by including him.

So much for her undying support for the LGBT et cetera community.

Instead, she chose Minnesota's Tampon Tim Walz, a "straight" man who had previously ordered tampons to be placed in the boys' lavatories of his state's public schools as a sign of solidarity with the Trans community.

THAT was better?

Kamelhead did respond to a question from one of the talk-show hosts about whether or not she would run for president in 2028 by saying she was too busy concentrating on her tour to promote "her" book to consider that.

But it's doubtful that the Democratic National Committee would ever consider running her again.

As abrasive, arrogant, and megalomaniacal as The Donald is, the DNC simply doesn't trust her chances enough to try her again, even though The Donald won't be running again.

Kamelhead is damaged goods, good only for making people laugh or puke, demanding on the sensibilities of the audience.

The DNC will probably run that monster of woke progressive liberalism, California's Gavin Newsome for president in 2028.

So, on with the wind and let Kamelhead provide some much-needed comedy relief regarding the 2024 presidential election,

After all, "recollections may vary" and Kamelhead's cognitive failures are always good for a laugh.

Hee haw!