"Melania:" Amazon's $75 Million Abortion!

Melanija Knavs is a Slovenian-born immigrant who came to America thirty years ago to become a "fashion model."

I use that term politely.

Most of the clothing she modeled could be found in exclusive catalogs and would be sent in plain brown wrappers.

They left little to the imagination, and she happily displayed her breasts, buttocks and beaver in pursuit of her career.

Since Slovenia wasn't nearly big enough to contain her, she set off for Paris and Milan, where she changed her name to "Melania Knauss" and there met Paolo Zampolli, a businessman based in New York City.

It was Zampolli who hired Melania and brought her to Manhattan, arranged for her Green Card and whereupon he introduced her to multi-millionaire Donald Trump, who was then between wives.

The Donald, with a taste for flashy women and prostitutes, eventually made her his third wife in 2005.

Like any self-respecting pimp, Zampolli was later awarded political appointments by The Donald, once he had become president.

To seal the deal, she promptly gave birth to The Donald's third son, Barron, whose official photos show a frightening like to his father in his youth.

Melania has remained an enigma to this day, living an expensive jet-setting lifestyle that The Donald's billions has provided her, only noted for her costly designer clothing (not all of it tasteful), her extravagant jewelry and her Joan Crawford "Come Fuck Me" pumps, that elevates her height to over six feet tall.

Fortunately, both America and the world have been largely spared any news of her, her megalomaniacal husband continually stealing the show.

Until now.

Amazon decided to shell out $40 million to make a documentary (of sorts) about Melania, as well as paying $35 million is distribution costs for the film.

It is scheduled to run in 2,000 movie theatres in America and 5,000 worldwide.

Melania herself received $28 million for her part in the film, which The Donald had shown at the White House this week before a selected audience of celebrities and sycophants.

There were also 6 other private screenings in America last week before the film's general release, which was yesterday (January 30).

The film is the product of the famous film director and producer Brett Ratner who, like The Donald and Melania, is heavily featured in the Epstein files.

Birds of a feather, one might suppose.

Ratner was also the subject of allegations in 2017 of sexual harassment and sexual assault by six women, the case of which is still dragging on, and for which Warner Brothers cut is ties with Ratner and did not renew his $450 million contract with them.

Anyway, on with the show.

"Melania" documents the twenty days before she re-entered the White House in 2025. For not quite two hours, we get to see a heavily made-up and over Botoxed Melania Trump coming out of buildings, getting into cars, getting out of cars, boarding planes, coming out of planes, going to meetings, discussing the drapes in the White House and finally, for the last twenty minutes of the film, attending The Donald's second inauguration.

For that segment, she states "Here we go again."

Throughout the film, we learn nothing of Melania. There is nothing personal about her that the film reveals. We get to see her watching television about the California wildfires, yet no comment about how terrible it is for the people whose homes were destroyed.

Melania smiles occasionally, yet she never laughs because the effects of her over-use of Botox has affected the muscles in her face and paralyzed them.

Despite the tawdry nature of this film, The Donald praised it on Truth Social, telling Americans that they had better buy their tickets NOW because they are going like hotcakes!

Only, they weren't.

Theatres across America and Great Britain were playing to empty houses!

The estimate of how much ticket sales will generate for this opening weekend is set for two to five million dollars for a film that cost Amazon $75 million to make!

That is not good.

Worse still, for ticket sales, enough people who did pay the price of admission to see this abortion secretly recorded it and put it out on the internet.

It showed, for free, an incredibly boring film about an incredibly boring, super-rich, aging woman with too much make-up on, strutting about, undeserving of consideration or sympathy.

Frankly, this film is intended only for rabid Maga Republicans and nobody else.

They will enjoy it and applaud.

Which means that Arkham Asylum must have released them.

And no matter what The Donald says on his Truth Social page, it's a boring piece of shit.

That's the worst of it.

Melania Trump remains an enigma.

Perhaps that's just as well.