The Donald's "Peace Deal" That Isn't!

Let's face it, The Donald's second administration has been an utter failure both domestically and globally.

He has been unable to fulfill any of the campaign promises he made.

That is NOT unusual among politicians seeking election to public office.

However, the promises he made were so exorbitant that his inability to realize them make them even more glaring.

So, he lies and tells everyone that his agenda has been successful when everyone can see that he hasn't been.

Apart from pissing off friend and foe alike, The Donald's only successes have been to bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean Sea, kidnap Venezuela's Maduro and bully his successor there into submission.

He and the Trump Crime Family have also used his position as president to enrich themselves in largely unethical practices of influence peddling, with his son-in-law Jared Kushner as the prime example of this brand of corruption in his administration.

With the exception of MAGA extremists, most Americans are finding The Donald his rants and ravings exceedingly tiresome.

Even the courts have been unwilling to become his puppets, which angers him more than somewhat and evokes his usual accusations of "treason" against anyone who opposes him.

It has increasingly become a twisted sort of honor to be insulted by The Donald in such a way because it shows the world that the people in question ARE important and are NOT in his pocket.

This even goes for Republicans, who are finding it more politic to distance themselves from the obviously unhealthy and mentally unbalanced leader.

Despite the belligerent tones of Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense and Marco Rubio, Secretary of State, they have been unable to put a positive spin on The Donald and Israel's Netanyahu's excursion into Iran.

Like a succubus, their unprovoked war against Iran has drained the American treasury AND the vitality of the US economy for the greater glory of these two narcissistic sociopaths.

Benny can also be seen as a succubus, holding The Donald in his thrall, or at least as a demanding and tiresome mistress.

Even worse, they haven't been able to win the war against Iran, no matter how often The Donald insists that the war had been won within the first 12 hours of his and Benny's unprovoked attack upon Iran.

All they accomplished against Iran was massive destruction and death, which fueled Iran to resist in kind and finally choke off 20% of the world's oil supply by closing the Strait of Hormuz.

Neither The Donald and Benny are concerned about bringing death and destruction to their "enemy," being the bloodthirsty tyrants that they and their nearest and dearest political associates are, but the oil is the real bone of contention.

Because that is having a disastrous effect on the world economy.

And The Donald has been finding it extremely difficult to extricate himself from this self-inflicted mess with glory and honor.

Well, about The Donald's "honor," that ship sailed long ago.

But The Donald NEEDS a peace deal with Iran to restore some semblance of his prestige and authority on both the domestic and global stage.

Those two ships have been under full sail almost since he re-entered the White House.

In fact, The Donald has claimed almost since the beginning of his and Benny's war against Iran that the Iranian leadership was seeking a peace deal.

The "Pece Deals" The Donald and Benny were offering consisted of Iran's unconditional surrender!

This the Iranian's brusquely declined, stating rather bluntly that The Donald was talking through his ass and that they never contacted him.

Since February 28 of this year, when the war started, The Donald has claimed that Iran wanted a peace deal 37 times!

Iran later countered with a "Peace Plan" of their own, which was completely opposite of The Donald and Benny's demands of unconditional surrender: control of the Strait of Hormuz, no regime change, no ban on their nuclear capabilities, the withdrawal of the US from the Near East, the end of Israel's continuing war of imperial conquest in tiny, defenseless Lebanon, and end of economic sanctions against Iran and reparations to rebuild what The Donald and Benny destroyed by their war mongering.

THAT would be unacceptable to Benny, who wants Iran completely destroyed.

But The Donald has gotten tired of Benny's demands.

And so, last week, he announced that a deal had been struck with Iran, though he was extremely vague about the terms and said that the deal could be signed as soon as last Sunday, which was The Donald's 80th birthday.

The world held its breath.

The Donald had, after all, made 37 such statements already that went nowhere or were proved to be lies.

Then The Donald stated that the deal would be signed on Friday, June 19.

Finally, the terms of the "Peace Deal" leaked out, which proved that it wasn't a peace deal at all, merely an armed truce for 60 to 90 days, during which time a real, final peace deal will be worked out.

Frankly, I think that   we'll see the Second Coming first.

The terms of this deal include the American taxpayer paying $300 Billion to Iran in reparations.

All economic sanctions against Iran are to be withdrawn

The Strait of Hormuz is to be reopened without prejudice to Iran's "rights" there or in the Persian Gulf.

There is to be no forced change in the ruling regime of Iran.

Which is a pretty good deal for Iran.

What isn't included in the deal is any prohibition on Iran having enriched uranium or ending their support for the Houthi rebels in Yemen or the Hezbollah in Lebanon.

In fact, Iran has insisted that any peace include Israel ending its imperialistic war of conquest in Lebanon.

Benny, in short, is pissed because he was not included in negotiating this deal, which goes entirely against Israel's interests in the region and totally negates the purposes he goaded The Donald into making war on Iran in the first place.

As stated previously, this is NOT a peace deal because THAT has yet to be negotiated.

But it DOES reopen the Strait of Hormuz, much to the world's delight.

IF the deal gets signed and signing it has already been delayed once.

But The Donald NEEDS this deal for political purposes to shore up his collapsing popularity both in America and the world, because everything else he has undertaken have been failures. Big ones.

Most other countries NEED this deal to go through to restore the flow of Middle Eastern oil for industrial and domestic uses.

Only Benny and his huge paid-for pro-Israeli lobby in America are objecting to this proposed deal.

And despite protests from big mouth pro-Israeli podcaster Ben Shapiro, The Donald has gotten tired of pulling Benny's chestnuts out of the Middle Eastern fire that Israel largely is responsible for starting.

That is one succubus The Donald needs to rid America of.

The only real question is if this deal is real or not.

Or just another example of being played as a sucker by Iran.

We'll know for sure on Friday.

And the American taxpayer will get stuck footing the bill for The Donald's bloodthirsty ego and incredible stupidity and naivety.