America's Latest Distraction: Ménage à Trois in Trump's Bizarro World!

I think that by now all but the most completely brainwashed Americans have recognized the moral bankruptcy of The Donald's second administration.

The Donald himself is a bully, a war monger, a braggart and a pathological liar, claiming victory in his and Benny's war against Iran which they have clearly lost and peace is further way than ever.

He and his cabinet can best be described as international war criminals, crying foul and accusing others of flouting international law which never hindered their own international actions.

The Trump dynasty itself can be best described as a "Crime Family," whose practices of corruption have exceeded even the Clinton and Biden Crime Families.

Even worse is The Donald's mental and physical decline, as well as his inability to accept the slightest criticism.

When confronted with the truth on any matter, The Donald declares it to be "fake news" and sharply castigates anyone who mentions it to him, whether in public or in private.

The world has come to accept the fact that The Donald's behavior is erratic and that his word is not to be trusted or taken at face value.

But the latest bit of tittle tattle has nothing to do with his less than admirable political accomplishments.

It has to do with the state of The Donald's current marriage to wife number 3, Melania.

The Donald has always been a sex pig and has cheated on all of his wives with a variety of women, from secretaries to beauty queens to porn star prostitutes.

Hell, even wife number 3 was formerly a soft core "model" who was introduced to The Donald by sex pig and pedophile supreme, Jeffrey Epstein, a fact that Melania has gone out of her way to refute any connection to Epstein despite mounting evidence to the contrary.

At best, one might say that The Donald's marriage to Melania was a business arrangement, reducing their relationship to one of contractual prostitution.

What is clear is that Melania's ability to avoid proximity to her husband is an adroit but acquired skill and she no longer lives with him.

Or sleeps with him.

Or changes his diapers.

That task has fallen to The Donald's latest mistress, Natalie Harp.

Natalie Harp has been around since 2019, but has only recently achieved notoriety as always being present with The Donald when Melania isn't.

Which is most of the time.

Like in China.

Or in Istanbul.

Or in the plane with The Donald when he pulled that switcheroo in Istanbul when he feared an assassination attempt by Iran.

Natalie was with him, carrying a bag of adult Depends.

Her own brother claims that she is obsessed with The Donald and that she cannot bear to be out of his presence.

Of course, The Donald is 80 years old is not a "prime specimen" of a man.

He never was.

He is a crotchety, incompetent and incontinent old geezer and needs a nursemaid, a role that Natalie so joyfully fills.

Whether she also fills his more intimate needs is not exactly certain, since enough gossipers state that The Donald's increasing physical decrepitude has rendered him impotent.

One might be tempted to remember the story of the elderly King David of ancient Israel.

King David has circulation problems and couldn't stay warm in bed.

Apparently, his wife Bathsheba was no longer in the picture, nor did his other wives and concubines solve the problem.

So his advisors suggested that Abishag, a beautiful Shunamite woman, accompany him to bed to keep him warm.

"But he knew her not."

Which might just explain the current situation.

What is clear is that Melania won't go anywhere that Natalie is present.

Since Natalie is always present, Melana prefers to absent herself from her husband, her husband's bed and Washington DC.

Which might explain why Melania has consistently been polled as the worst First Lady in history.

And that her marriage to The Donald is regarded as a sham.

But this is all a distraction, given the serious damage that The Donald has caused, both domestically and globally.

But this scandal does titillate millions of Americans.

And nobody is asking what a security risk that this crazy modern Abishag might be!