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The US Mid Term Elections of 2026: Bitch-Slapping The Donald's Orange-Painted Face!

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  The 2026 Mid Term elections are over! Thank God! I was sick to death of all of the malarky surrounding political campaigns for candidates of both major parties, most of whom I wouldn't let sit on my toilet, let alone at my dinner table. But it's over! As predicted, the Democrats retook the House of Representatives. That was almost a no-brainer. That they retook the Senate by a considerable margin WAS a surprise. While the Democrats are giddily exulting their victory in retaking both houses of Congress, it's time for me to burst their bubble and wound their tender little egos. They didn't win the Mid Term elections because their candidates are "better" than their Republican opponents because, quite honestly, they aren't. The Democrats won because they were not enveloped in the excremental taint that The Donald and his Creepshow regime exudes. In short, people voted for them to stick it to The Donald, not because of any superior qualities exhibited by Demo...

Losing the Nobel Peace Prize: The Donald is a Crybaby!

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 Yawn. The Donald has lost the Nobel Peace Prize. Again. And he's whining about it. Again. He blamed Norway for his not receiving the prize for promoting and working towards world peace and cooperation. "To their discredit," he whined. But The Donald is too deluded not to recognize that he has done as much to promote world peace and cooperation as did Genghis Khan! The Donald kept referring to his "accomplishments" and claimed to have ended eight wars. He didn't. He started wars and his current war with Iran has no end in sight, while disrupting global economies. The Donald has bullied Canada and Greenland, threatening them with annexation. He has placed an embargo on Cuba hoping to destroy that country and return it to US satellite status, like it was prior to their revolution, when it was America's whorehouse. The Donald kidnapped Venezuela's president in violation of international law, which means nothing to him. His frequent imposition of frivolo...

America in Bizarro World: My Peerless Political Prognostications for the Midterm Elections!

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For the record, let me state that neither the Democrats nor Republicans exhibit every or any political virtues to be found under Heaven.  Politicians of both parties have achieved their successes by demagoguery to demonize their opponents. While this has allowed them victories within their own spheres of influence, their constant harangues have never achieved slam dunk victories that have given either party super majorities in Congress. For the average American, this means that nothing has really changed, no matter which group of scalawags get razor thin majorities in Congress. This polarization has resulted in apathy among most of the electorate. If people vote at all, and those numbers are pretty dismal considering what is usually at stake, they tend to vote against something rather than for a candidate. And this, despite their protests, suits politicians just fine. Most seek election to public office to take advantage of the abundant opportunities to enrich themselves and their ...

The Donald as "The Sorcerer's Apprentice:" No Rhyme, Reason or Solution.

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Every culture on Earth has their version of the old tale "The Sorcerer's Apprentice," where a student of the mystic arts unleashes the Dark Forces in his master's absence and cannot exorcise them when they get out of control. Disney's "Fantasia" features a delightful retelling of that tale, with Mickey Mouse as the sorcerer's apprentice. Unfortunately, for both the US and the world, The Donald has taken over that role. While The Donald IS a rodent, he is not nearly so loveable as Mickey Mouse. The effects have been nothing short of disastrous for everyone but The Donald, the Trump Crime Family, their cronies and Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu, who is The Donald's particular partner in crime. War crimes, that is. The world has seen The Donald unleash the Dark Forces when he sought to annex Canada and Greenland, when he threatened to withdraw from NATO, with his on and off again support for Ukraine, with his erratic imposition of illegal tariffs o...

The AfD Wins Big in Sachsen-Anhalt! Goose Step's the New Step to Do!

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The right extremist, neo-Nazi Alternativ für Deutschland won 44% of the vote in Sachsen-Anhalt on Sunday. It was both feared AND expected. Sachsen-Anhalt has not fared well since German reunification in 1990. It is, in fact, the poorest of the German Länder. Neither have the other German Länder that comprised the former East Germany, which is where the AfD have made inroads in the past five years. The people there have felt let down by the government of the unified Germany, believing that they had better lives under the Russian puppet state that was Communist East Germany. Several people on German news programs have stated that at least there were jobs then. You might not have liked them, but at least you had them and got paid for them. That is one of the factors behind the AfD's rise in Eastern Germany, and especially on Sunday in Sachsen-Anhalt. Since German reunification, many of Sachsen-Anhalt's outdated factories were closed down. Others were absorbed by bigger companies i...

A Fun-House Mirror: The Warped Reflections of the Decaying US Government!

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  Anyone who has ever visited an amusement park, a fun fair or traveling carnival has experienced the thrill of fun house mirrors. These mirrors are so crafted as to distort the images of the viewer into all sorts of weird shapes and sizes. But what happens when the person or object casting their reflections into such a mirror are already pathetic caricatures, like the US government? Does the mirror make their reflections look normal, or even worse? That is the question. Okay! We all know that The Donald is downright crazy! Because he is also the US president, he is downright dangerous. Even worse, as head of the Trump Crime Family, he has enriched them by billions of dollars at the taxpayers' expense, which is a good deal considering how most of his business deals and casinos went bankrupt before he ever even considered running for the presidency. Of course, the Democrats shriek about this, seeming to forget that the Clinton and Biden Crime Families enriched themselves to the tune...

Oh, Canada! Mark Carney Stands Up to The Donald! Again!

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  The Donald is up to his old tricks again. While he fancies himself as Lord God King of the Universe, when crossed The Donald behaves like your typical schoolyard bully: He threatens. Most of the time his threats are empty because he simply does NOT have the power to realize them, but his threats expose the moral bankruptcy of himself, his crime family and his administration. When dealing with the war against Iran, which he and Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu started and cannot win, he stated that he was more than willing to commit war crimes, crimes against humanity and genocide to win. Then he stated that he already won the war, which he hasn't. The world has come to see him as a mentally unstable, pathological liar whose credibility has vanished and cannot be trusted. And an oversexed, incontinent liar at that, surrounded by a shady group of henchmen and henchwomen wo, like The Donald, have no grasp of economics on any scale, nor history, nor diplomacy or even decency and manne...

America's Latest Distraction: Ménage à Trois in Trump's Bizarro World!

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I think that by now all but the most completely brainwashed Americans have recognized the moral bankruptcy of The Donald's second administration. The Donald himself is a bully, a war monger, a braggart and a pathological liar, claiming victory in his and Benny's war against Iran which they have clearly lost and peace is further way than ever. He and his cabinet can best be described as international war criminals, crying foul and accusing others of flouting international law which never hindered their own international actions. The Trump dynasty itself can be best described as a "Crime Family," whose practices of corruption have exceeded even the Clinton and Biden Crime Families. One might say that that the Trump Crime Family came to its predilection for corruption "honestly." Given the antics of The Donald's grandfather and father, one might say that criminal behavior is in their genes. It's in their nature and therefore cannot help it. Even worse i...

Trumpworld! Malice in Blunderland!

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What a world, what a world, what a world! Let's face it, America's presidential throne has been occupied by a yutz  parade of morons, sex pigs, criminals and con artists since it was vacated by George Bush pere  in 1992. Each has been worse than the last, allowing for the American people to become desensitized to the peccadillos of each occupant, polarizing and dividing the electorate to the point of hysteria. This is one of the reasons that the Clinton, Biden and Trump crime families have been allowed to exist and thrive. People accuse previous administrations of having been bad to justify currents ones for being arguably worse. It's politics, baby, and to the victors belong the spoils, which is true enough for both Democrat and Republican politicians from the local to the national level. It accounts for the existence of multi-millionaire Congressmen, Senators and their toadies who infest the swamp known as Washington DC. The ultimate and inevitable expression of this has ...

And What Does Larry the Cat Think of it All?

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  Larry the Cat, Mouser in chief at Number 10 Downing Street, has just welcomed his seventh Prime Minister in his 15 years in residence there. That is no mean feat. Far more popular than any of the official political residents at Number 10, Larry the Cat has seen it all. From the yutz  parade of Conservative Prime Ministers to the black comedy of "Sir" Keir Starmer's quick rise and fall, despite the historic victory of the Labour Party in 2024, Larry the Cat has endured and survived them all. So, what does he make of it? Probably not much. The Disunited Kingdom has been a state of political, social and economic crisis even before Larry's residence there, but it really only came to a head with the asininity of Brexit from the European Union and the ineptitude of the Conservatives' handling of COVID. Their inability to provide any real solutions to the resultant cost of living crisis cost the Conservatives control of the British Government in the 2024 general electi...

Happy(?) 250th Birthday, America!

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July 4, 2026, is the 250th anniversary of the Second Continental Congress adopting the Declaration of Independence, which broke with the United Kingdom and ended its dominion over the 13 American colonies. It is, therefore, America's 250th birthday. Yet, as an American, I cannot get worked up about it. I am old enough to remember the Bicentennial. We had just survived the nightmares of the Vietnam War and President Nixon's Watergate scandal, which almost destroyed America and brought the Nixon regime crashing down in ruins. However, the Bicentennial helped put that behind us. It was a celebration of America and Americans, with festivities across our nation celebrating that fact, televised so that people who could not be present would be able to witness them, both here and abroad. The Bicentennial reaffirmed our national pride, illustrating to the world that we had stood on the brink of utter chaos and destruction, only to come back stronger and more united than ever. Even the p...

"Sir" Keir Starmer Resigns! Toot, Toot Tootsie, Goodbye!

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Let's face it, Larry the Cat has been the only dependable personality at Number 10 Downing Street for the last fifteen years. As "Mouser in Chief," Larry has been more popular than most British politicians and has lasted at Number 10 longer than any of them, He has seen five prime ministers come and go in that time. Today, that number rose to six! "Sir" Keir Starmer announced his resignation as British Prime Minister today, although he will stay on until the Labour Party chooses another leader, who will then become Prime Minister in Starmer's place. That person will probably be Andy Burnham, formerly mayor of Greater Manchester whose election as an MP for Makerfield last week put the final nail in Starmer's political coffin, as Burnham stated that if elected to Parliament he would challenge Starmer for leadership of the Labour Party. Starmer, the most unpopular Prime Minister in British history, finally saw the writing on the wall and resigned. One might...

Italy's Giorgia Meloni: The Only Man at the G7 Meeting.

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Let's face it. The Donald is a rude, crude boor. He has become just as much an embarrassment as Sloppy Joe Biden and Kamelhead Harris ever were. Even worse are The Donald's delusions that he is lord god king of the universe and a messiah that was personally sent by God. The Donald has offended friends and foes alike, ignoring the facts that our foes are NOT frightened by him and that our friends are slowly but surely disengaging themselves from the US. Yet while such disengagement is ongoing and under full sail, our erstwhile friends and allies have found it necessary to put up with The Donald's crassness and kiss his ass until the process is complete. Such was the case at the recent G7 gathering in France, where The Donald showed up an hour late to a meeting with no apologies but state that HE was the boss. The attendees nervously laughed it off. Worse came later when The Donald claimed that Italy's prime minister, Conservative Giorgia Meloni, "begged" him to...

The Donald's "Peace Deal" That Isn't!

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Let's face it, The Donald's second administration has been an utter failure both domestically and globally. He has been unable to fulfill any of the campaign promises he made. That is NOT unusual among politicians seeking election to public office. However, the promises he made were so exorbitant that his inability to realize them make them even more glaring. So, he lies and tells everyone that his agenda has been successful when everyone can see that he hasn't been. Apart from pissing off friend and foe alike, The Donald's only successes have been to bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean Sea, kidnap Venezuela's Maduro and bully his successor there into submission. He and the Trump Crime Family have also used his position as president to enrich themselves in largely unethical practices of influence peddling, with his son-in-law Jared Kushner as the prime example of this brand of corruption in his administration. With the exception of MAGA extremists, most Americans ar...

Grand Delusion: The Donald in Wonderland!

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  Let's face it, The Donald has become a tiresome boor. While he has always been a boor, and an egotistical one at that, the boor has become a bore. And a lying one at that, with delusions of grandeur and a God complex that is supported by his equally ignorant and arrogant Cabinet and MAGA radicals. Ethically, morally and spiritually bankrupt the lot of them, they are caught in the trap of having to give all to a bloodthirsty, war mongering "Messiah" or be thrust back into the social and political darkness from whence they crawled out of. So they repeat and embroider upon the lies The Donald always tells, because he, himself has stated that the truth is whatever he says it is. Therefore, there is no reason for him to provide evidence when he shoots off his mouth to the press or anyone else for that matter. When pressed to do so, The Donald retaliates by calling them "corrupt." Or "communists." Or "RINOs." As for tossing the word "corrupt...

When the Ace Becomes the Joker! The Donald's Underwhelming Visit to China!

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Translation: The Donald is saying that he holds all the cards! Hsi replies by saying that the cards were made in China! And so they were. And are.  The Donald's recent two-day semi-state trip to China can only be realistically described as underwhelming, disappointing and unsuccessful. NOT according to The Donald, though. He originally touted his trip to China as an opportunity to make new trade deals with President Hsi, especially in the areas of agriculture, investment in American industrial redevelopment and the purchase of 500 Boeing jets. The Donald kept stating that China wanted to "make a deal," and he considers himself to be the master of the deal. He was about to get his comeuppance. The Donald also planned to discuss Taiwan and China's relationship to Iran, vis a vis his and Netanyahu's unprovoked attack and ensuing (and continuing) war with that country and its closing of the Strait of Hormuz, through which 20% of the world's oil passes. Or passed. ...

The Donald's Second Administration: Send in the Clowns!

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 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, you in midair. Where are the clowns? Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around one who can't move. But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns. Just when I stopped opening doors, finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours. Making my entrance again with my usual flair. Sure of my lines, but no one is there. Don't you love farce? My fault, I fear. I thought that you wanted what I want. Sorry, my dear. But where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns. Don't bother, they're here. Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career. But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Well, maybe next year. "Send in the Clowns" was the most famous song in the musical "A Little Night Music." It was about numerous people of the demimonde whose timing was off throughout their lives. Sort of like The Donald's second presidenti...